An ode .....

THE QUASI POLICE

I dress like a Copper and swagger around,
Lack of powers won't stop me, I'll run you to ground

You may have done nothing, your pets may be fine
But I'll prove I'm in charge, I'll mess with your mind.

I'll threaten prosecution because your dog bowl is emty,
It's how we make money, and boy, we make plenty !

I am an RSPCA inspector and don't you forget it !
We aim to control you and we don't give a s***

Our word is law according to us,
So shut up, pipe down, stop making a fuss.

We have friends in high places, so useful you can tell,
We are RSPCA inspectors...and we'll make your life HELL.

Admin did you write this.........

If so do you have any objection to it being used other than on this site???? Just wondering if it should be part of any petitions etc - it rings very true

millie1* wrote:Admin did you write this.........

If so do you have any objection to it being used other than on this site????  Just wondering if it should be part of any petitions etc - it rings very true

It`s not mine millie, i got it on an open forum so carry on .. the more that see it the better.  

Hi Admin...sorry to gatecrash your thread but as it's a poetic post, I thought you would not object!



                  The Devil's Diary  

The Fire Service guys will be meeting us there
With Policemen (and women), we do like to scare
Old ladies and gents with their old dog or cat -
They've had them for years...should WE care about that?

We give not a toss if you say your pet's healthy
The money we get from your case keeps us WEALTHY!
We'll take them away, and we'll act like we care
Especially if film crew and cameras are there.

We'll spy through your windows, then smash down your door -
When we're finished, you won't have your pets any more.
We'll murder the lot, be it horse, dog or cat,
It's what we will do, you can be sure of that.

We lie on our statements - a matter of course -
To make sure you don't get to keep any horse
As we'll say that you starved and abused it you see?
I'm well pleased to be R$PCA, me!

I write total crap when I write my report
And lie on my statement to read out in court.
We're in with the magistrates - just you believe it,
I don't give a toss - you can take it or leave it.

With apologies to William Wordsworth

Addendum
 Animal Welfare Act, now that is funny
Since you know, and I know, it's all about money.

Trilby Bee wrote:Hi Admin...sorry to gatecrash your thread but as it's a poetic post, I thought you would not object!



                  The Devil's Diary  

They call me The Shyster - The Devil In Blue
I'm in my van now and I'm heading for you,
So don't waste your time now by locking the gate,
We'll trespass, climb over - that's me and my mate.

The Fire Service guys will be meeting us there
With Policemen (and women), we do like to scare
Old ladies and gents with their old dog or cat -
They've had them for years...should WE care about that?

We give not a toss if you say your pet's healthy
The money we get from your case keeps us WEALTHY!
We'll take them away, and we'll act like we care
Especially if film crew and cameras are there.

We'll spy through your windows, then smash down your door -
When we're finished, you won't have your pets any more.
We'll murder the lot, be it horse, dog or cat,
It's what we will do, you can be sure of that.

We lie on our statements - a matter of course -
To make sure you don't get to keep any horse
As we'll say that you starved and abused it you see?
I'm well pleased to be R$PCA, me!

I write total crap when I write my report
And lie on my statement to read out in court.
We're in with the magistrates - just you believe it,
I don't give a toss - you can take it or leave it.

With apologies to William Wordsworth

Addendum
 Animal Welfare Act, now that is funny
Since you know, and I know, it's all about money.

That`s brilliant T.  
I feel another search coming on ..